This is it, folks. The last of my Top 10 movie lists for 2010. Unless I get really drunk at the Christmas Eve party tonight and decide to post my Top 10 Top 10 Lists of 2010. Don’t think I wouldn’t. But anyway, on with the final act of my judgmental trilogy.

Based on a quick glance at the characters on this show, I’d say part of the SHAMELESS story line involves PBR genetically engineering its own customers. Hey they’re not white trash…they’re white recyclables! We can reuse their carbon molecules to make other poor baby factories!

THE CAPE: Half man, half…man. He’s a man! With a cape!

The end-of-year list-making mania continues, and today’s inclusion is probably my favorite. I see a lot of movies, and a lot of them end up being awful. Like, you have no idea. And 2010 seemed to be something of an overachiever when it came to crap films.

But what was the worst of the worst?

It’s the end of the year as we know it, which means Certified Entertainment Journalists such as myself clog up the Internet with lists and lists and lists about the films of the past 12 months. (Or 11 months and three weeks, whatever.) And since there isn’t a bandwagon I haven’t been tempted to threaten with my girth, I decided to get in on the enumerating action.

So, as a run up to Christmas, I’ve got a 2010 movies Top 10 List for each day remaining this week, with surprise on Christmas Day. (The surprise is I won’t be posting anything.) Let’s get started, shall we?

THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS 2: THIS MEANS WAR!

LOGLINE: It’s December 26^th and Santa is chillin’ in his crib, taking a much-needed break. Then, totally random, aliens from beyond space land in the North Pole and start lasering the fuck out of the place. “Not on my watch!” yells Santa, who dispatches Mrs. Claus and, like, a ton of elves to attack the aliens, since they’re also really good at fighting. What follows is kind of “Kill Bill” meets “Surviving Chirstmas,” except that the aliens DON’T survive, because they’ve all been hacked to shit (lots of blood on the snow too, which looks awesome). As the remaining wounded aliens scramble to their ship and take off, Santa yells “Remember… the day after Christmas, EVERYTHING is half off, including your space heads!!!”