By now, everyone knows about the new Green Lantern movie that’s coming out next summer. And also by now, everyone within a 4-mile radius of me knows how much I love GL and hate the casting of Ryan “No, I’m not Chris Evans” Reynolds as the Emerald Warrior. I mean, Guardians of Oa forbid that we make a superhero movie that’s not all snarky and meta! I’m by no means one of those freaky fanboy types, but come on. Hal Jordan played by Wisecracky McRom-Com? No thanks.

MORE AFTER THE JUMP!

The John McCain-Snooki Twitter-fest apparently continues this week. But the good news is, the eyes are one of the softest parts of the body and can be easily poked out so you never, ever have to read any of those tweets. Ever.

THE GOURMET CAREER
WITHOUT
THE SUIT AND TIE.

I think what they meant to list was:

THE GOURMET CAREER
WITHOUT
THE LIVING WAGE OR THE DIGNITY.

Say it three times, I BUY THEE I BUY THEE I BUY THEE.

There, now you own this wonderful new video game. In a similar fashion as men in the Middle East own those other favorite objects of men, their women!

And remember, possession is 90% of the law.

This is real. There is no line to be drawn. Let’s all give up together.

ENJOY!