Apparently Beck wasn’t satisfied having a chalkboard. Now he’s imprisoned retired actor Peter Falk’s essence inside his new Falkboard. End times, man. End times.

While 4 in 10 Americans believe the concept of marriage to have outlived its value to society, a collection of new traditions are rushing in to fill the ceremonial void. Let’s take a look at America’s top 10 MARRIAGE REPLACEMENTS.

10. Blood Transfusion Union

9. Sworn Affidavit of Love

8. Herpes Permanent Fealty Bond Injection

MORE AFTER THE JUMP…

Recently, a couple of guys started a YouTube channel called EpicMealTime, where they construct meals with a calorie count built for cardiac arrest. As a man who eats, I approve of their ideas and I urge you to check out their videos.

However, let us not forget that we at Drink at Work.com, in partnership with the gents from The Shark Show, set out on a life-changing adventure to construct the ultimate combination of food stuffs, designed to all at once satisfy and destroy the world’s enemies. Making it’s debut at the April 2009 Shark at Work Show, THE SANDWICH nearly engulfed all of the lower Manhattan with its calories, aroma and, its inspiration.

May we all never forget THE SANDWICH:

God bless America fuck yeah,

- Your Drink at Work Patriots

Special guest hosts Rodney Degile and Collette Priester welcome:

Kurt Braunohler
Jenna Kim Jones
Jamie Kilstein
and
Julian McCullough

Everyone who has been to Lasers knows that it’s one of the best shows in town. And the bar offers two-for-one drinks! What??? I know! Crazy, right? So get thee from the nunnery and into Lasers!

9pm, Luca Lounge, 222 Avenue B – EVERY THURSDAY! FREE!

Check out the Lasers Facebook page and be a Laser!

General Motors stock rose from $33 per share to almost $36 practically minutes after opening bell today at the stock exchange, marking the return of the largest of the Big Three to the world of public trading. But has this bailed-out giant learned its lesson, that America can’t afford (either the price tag or the gas) nor needs those behemoth vehicles of yesteryear, like the Hummer and Yukon? It will take some time to tell for sure, but this ad for their first new car to roll off the line isn’t a good sign. Ladies and gentlemen and small nations, presenting the 2011 GM Atlas Road Shrugger, the only two-seat heavy-rail certified vehicle of any kind.

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