From all of us at the Drink at Work offices across the globe, Happy Thanksgiving. May your bird be American and your uncle racist.

Cheers!

“I got a message last night… It came from your father’s office. That number has been disconnected for 20 years.”

“What did the message say?”

“‘May your Thanksgiving turkey be light blue.’”

“Wow.”

“Yeah.”

Happy Thanksgiving from all of as here at TRON.

You know, if you let AVP live in your heart, Predator Thanksgiving can be every day, not just once a –oh god my stomach something is trying to come out of my stomach!!!

Gobble gobble!

Thanksgiving’s coming up, and you know what that means: Who has time to buy or make pilgrim costumes for their kids??? Well, forget it, because THE PILGRIMIZER is here already!

You just throw kids in the top, and it uses some kind of technology (unknown) to spit out pilgrim after pilgrim! And not just the clothes; THE PILGRIMIZER also does something to their brains so they emerge with old-timey manners and they don’t even know what TV is. And they’re really afraid of Hell. A parent or caregiver’s dream! This Thanksgiving, give yourself the gift of pilgrim children. It’s Pure-itan joy!