Turkey. Whiskey. Friends. A few jerks.

That pretty much sums up the Drink at Work Thanksgiving extravaganza. With Carol’s cooking and Sean’s non-stop Thanksgiving piano crooning, we nearly pulled off the Last Supper. Don’t believe me? Take a look at this photo evidence:

Photo by the magical Mindy Tucker

This meal/day was so much fun that I’ve asked Santa for a Flux Capacitor’d DeLorean to return to November 25th, 2010 so many times I’ll rewrite history AND the script to GROUNDHOG DAY. I’m in a haze from this year’s festivities – A haze that’s keeping me from accomplishing ANYTHING – and I bet I’m not the only one.

So, in this season of giving and asking for giving, I’m requesting the final weeks of the year following the Thanksgiving Holiday be designated a wash. No work, no responsibility. Just cozy beverages, Jack Lemon movies and naps. Lots and lots of naps. Possible bacon.

If you, the prevailing Universe, can make this happen, I guarantee that Society will be refreshed, happy and smarter in the following year. Cancer? Cured. Financial crisis? Erased. Law and Order? Back on TV.

Think about it, Karma/God/Ghost of Tom Jode. Us flawed humans will reciprocate in spades.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I used what energy I had left to write this post.

NAP™,

CP

One Response to “An Open Request for an Extended Nap”

1. Sara says:

   November 29, 2010 at 8:41 pm

   Your picture is great, but you’re missing a knocked over shaker of salt.