Friday, November 19th 201040% of Americans Say Marriage Is Obsolete, BUT WHAT WILL REPLACE IT? |
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While 4 in 10 Americans believe the concept of marriage to have outlived its value to society, a collection of new traditions are rushing in to fill the ceremonial void. Let’s take a look at America’s top 10 MARRIAGE REPLACEMENTS.
10. Blood Transfusion Union
9. Sworn Affidavit of Love
8. Herpes Permanent Fealty Bond Injection
7. THE QUICKENING
6. Soul Blow Job
5. Settling For Less Banquet
4. Empathy based Parliamentary Procedure
3. The Hyphenating of Names Pinky Swear
2. The South Beach Commitment
1. The Marriage Bee
"With these 100 CC's of herpes, I hereby commit myself to only making love to you or to living with the guilt of giving a total stranger herpes. Father, may I inject the bride now?"
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