You can’t shut a good woman up, no matter how much it’s your God-given right to as a man. That’s right, America’s favorite unwired-shut jaw is back in the news and not a Hitler reference too soon. But that’s not all. We dug a little deeper and found a treasure trove of new quotes and quips, courtesy of our good friends at Newser. Read, learn, and be empowered…unless you’re a woman, black, gay, hispanic, handicapped, five pounds overweight, sterile, a scientist, foreign, any kind of immigrant, or from Hollywood and not Mel Gibson…if you are any of those things, you’re simply too doped up on your own ideology to get Ann.

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