Two years have passed since the last Macy’s video we made. So in accord with the old saying, “Don’t let three years pass between sequels,” here’s another Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade commentator audition FAIL.

So, our good friends at Super 7 Motels have a new ad, and since they pay us, we have to run it. It’s after the jump, as they say.

Turkey. Whiskey. Friends. A few jerks.

That pretty much sums up the Drink at Work Thanksgiving extravaganza. With Carol’s cooking and Sean’s non-stop Thanksgiving piano crooning, we nearly pulled off the Last Supper. Don’t believe me? Take a look at this photo evidence:

Photo by the magical Mindy Tucker

[More after the jump]

10. I promise to be there for you during the bad times and during commercials.

9. I will be the Helper to your Hamburger.

8. In sickness and in health, inside of you and and all over you…

7. You know, when you meet your wife-to-be at the site of a vehicular homicide for which you are both responsible and from which you are the only two out of hundreds to escape not only alive but unscathed…

6. The comet is coming. The comet…is coming.

MORE AFTER THE JUMP…

Q: Is there anything left that we DON’T do “with the stars?”

A: Don’t forget to watch, “Q & A SESSION WITH THE STARS!”

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