Halloween’s coming up! It’s a fun time for kids of all ages… unless you’re one of those nuts who thinks dressing like a duck and eating candy will somehow open a Hellmouth on their cul-de-sac. Or if you’re a hipster who’s become so paralyzed by the thought of coming up with a costume that’s obscure/meta/arcane enough to impress your friends that you jump off one of Brooklyn’s lesser-known bridges.

For the rest of us, Halloween is a chance to become whomever or whatever strikes your fancy. But what if you don’t WANT to dress like a sexy toll collector or a sexy welfare caseworker? And what if you’re not made of money? And what if you happen to live in Anthony’s building?

It’s a Monday in October, so that must mean the latest (and last… for now) episode of Co-op of the Damned is here! The new horror/comedy web series by Ned Ehrbar (no relation) is perfect for that pre-Halloween psyche-up you’ve been so craving. Please to enjoy:

Ever since David and Bathsheba, the world has had a love affair with “the other woman,” devouring every article, tabloid, morning show and tell-all novella she touches. But if that other woman is a high-priced escort, a former Playboy model, and her grasp of English can best be described as, “not almost entirely so good,” we want to curl up with her every night as we drift off into the sort of sublime, spent sleep reserved for those few, those happy few, who have experienced true, perfect schadenfreude.

More after the jump…

I am sick of TV. There are, like, NO good shows on anymore! That’s why I’ve decided to start pitching program ideas to the network brasses. Here’s the first batch I came up with… and not to brag, but this stuff is pretty fucking amazing.

For Halloween, I’m going as Woman Who Starts a Fight With Anyone Dressed as Lady Gaga.

xoxo,
Carol