Sometimes, things just pop into my head. Like this. I don’t know why, I don’t want to know why. But I hope this post will help quiet the voices for a few hours. That’s all I ask; A FEW PRECIOUS HOURS.

Man, I liked Mahmoud Ahmadinejad way better back when he was just advocating separate elevators for men and women as Mayor of Tehran. He’s totes sold out with this 9/11 was an inside job stuff. God, so over it.

You know who you should really check out is Mswati III, King of Swaziland. Give me a dictator who owns a fleet of limousines and has 14 wives over some teetotaling conspiracy-theorist who’s lost his edge any day.

xoxo,
Carol

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