Still only one vagina. #whatever «·»

Moon Nazis: I hate these guys... RT @Fake_Rockstar: Video: Holy balls. This looks incredible. http://t.co/j86XSJpb «·»

How likely are you to choose B as your answer just because you hate the letter A? A. Not at all. B. Haha. Look at A. What a jerk! C. 5 «·»

Haha...gabe & I laughing!!!! «·»

@jasonmustian duh. «·»

RT @joegarden: @starbex If you miss it, I will call you at 3 in the morning and whisper it. Then hang up. «·»

Sorry, Phyllis... "A bad case of Santorum" isn't a sick day thing. Yet. «·»

We will be closed for the holidays if by closed you mean moving all your jobs to Mexico and by the holidays you mean forever. «·»