Hello, readers. My name is Anthony DeVito and I’m from Brooklyn, New York. I’ve recently been informed that I’m the newest contributor to the Drink At Work humor website.
When the girl, the guy and the one who loves whiskey first asked me if I would join their little comedy pile, my first reaction was surprise, immediately followed by suspicion. What’s their angle? People don’t just ask you to write comedy without some f’d-up ulterior motive. And just because I’m a nice guy with a lot of talent doesn’t mean I’m going to just sit here and let Carol Hartsell throw a sack over my head and whip my bare legs with a car antenna.

Has Maggie Gyllenhaal told anybody what she thinks about the mosque yet? I usually wait until she chimes in to make a decision on anything.

Also, read this article. I challenge you not to vomit.

xoxo,
Carol