Two lovely women, outside my lovely Harlem Apartment:

Woman 1: I just can’t handle that much vitriol.

Woman 2: Vicodin.

Woman 1: Right. Makes me all bothered!

Sometimes you have to look deep inside yourtube to find what you’re looking for.

Carol stayed out late last night. Too late. Very late

And now she’s paying the price. While she recovered in bed, I moved the car for alt side parking, I cooked her breakfast, and I’m walking the dog and feeding the pets. I hope she learned her lesson because if not, I’m going to go out right now and hire her a masseuse and throw out my XBOX 360 and replace it with 100 copies of LOVE ACTUALLY.