TLAFFIC JAM

LOGLINE: A family must resort to cannibalism while stuck in the now famous 60+ day Chinese traffic jam…

1. TRON

Welcome to my new column. And by column, I mean regular-ish post. And by regular-ish I mean this might be the only one of these. And by the only one I mean there’ll probably be more.

I am an actor. Yes, I’m a comedian and writer, but getting cast in things that pay money is the thing I spend the most time/effort trying to make happen. Like The Secret, only with fewer white ladies cheering in the audience.

Yeah, a woman dressed like a porn star will totally blend in. The perfect spy (read: fantasy handjobber).