I love Back to the Future. I love it so much that I stole the trilogy on DVD from the DAW offices. I still want a Delorean. I had Marty’s Veriflex skateboard from the first movie. Those films are akin to a vital eternal organ – I need them to breathe.

And now Hollywood, an industry I used to cherish is not only rumored to reboot the franchise, they have fingered JUSTIN FUCKING BIEBER to play Marty McFly.

Read here: NO NO NO NO.

Friends, we must take up arms against this aggression. This is bigger than the mosque near ground zero. This is bigger than the Tea Party taking over. This is the unlawful harvesting of my plutonium- filled spleen, at 88 mph.

Save the Twin/Lone Pine Mall. Keep the Enchantment Under the Sea dance a Chuck Berry revelation. SAVE BUTTHEAD, email your Congressman/Senator/Ombudsman and tell them to tell Hollywood and Bieber to make tree and get outta here!

Great Scott,

- Corey

One Response to “A Horrific Moment with Corey™”

1. Anonymous says:

   August 26, 2010 at 12:31 pm

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