Two men on the 3 train:

Man 1: How was your day?

Man 2: Good. Had a really productive day of tweeting and retweeting.

Tuck your napkins into your collar and get ready for the all you can eat buffet, America, cause Glenn Beck has got some tasty dishes served cold ready for you.

That’s right, the original king of pain has launched a new Web site called The Blaze, and he and his intrepid team of people who have been fired from all their previous jobs hope that it will serve as an antidote to liberally-slanted news outlets like Huffington Post, Mother Jones, Raw Story, MSNBC, NPR, CNN, The Washington Post, The New York Times, The Chicago Sun Times, Roger Ebert’s Blog, the AP, FoxNews and The New York Post.

Science. What is it even? Certainly it’s a word. But maybe… is it a feeling? Could it be a friend? Whatever it is, we know that it has lifted mankind out of the shower of piss that is the weathering of our souls forced on us by nature…and weather. So today’s ECO TIP is a salute to science itself!

HAVIN’ IT AWL

LOGLINE: A feisty career woman (probably Jennifer Aniston) tries to juggle her career, love life and a small tool for piercing holes in leather at a