Friday, July 30th 2010NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: PLAIN JANE |
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Fashion experts helping people who are just a little shy…eeeehhh, bad idea. You can’t “fix” a woman’s introversion by throwing a sparkle-covered pashmina on her then giving her stripper lessons. She’s still going to be shy–she’ll just wind up giving the object of her affections the world’s most awkward lap dance during which she’ll shed a pound of indestructible and impossible to remove sparkles all over some guy’s face (at least during the breasts-in-face portion of the dance). Nice moves, fashion world.








