…not in the best interests of those who created the substance. Durable, sticky, and air borne, once released the only ecosystem capable of absorbing the tremendous environmental shock that comes with contact with the substance was the forest you just saw in Borneo. Unfortunately, it was just clear cut to make way for a Walmart.

…but to see it in flight is to witness the greatest acrobatic act in all of the heavy meats industries. The 200 pound beefsteak chicken can not leave the ground of its own accord however. Only through use of a farmer’s poultry trebuchet can it attain the necessary heights to begin its mating tumbles which…

…brought in by mule before the advent of the lizard car. The world without lizards powering our every device…can you even imagine it? Well, buster, you don’t have to. We’re taking you on a cinematic trip to a nightmare world where man never evolved along side tiny helper lizards…

Then, again, they weld the computer parts, cool them, assemble them i appropriate order, and lastly a human is wheeled in and the automatons blow off some steam by burning a hole through the human’s face with their spot laser. It is this balance of machine brawn and human sacrifice that allows our great civilization to flourish with nary a single robot holocaust to show for it in over 15 years. And that’s 15 HUMAN years, slow, unassisted, non-digital years.

…considered by many to be the catfish of the legumes family.