I had this on CD a million years ago and was delighted to find video footage, crappy as it is, of it today. For you old-school REM and Suzanne Vega fans:

Well, looks like ol’ Gabe has gotten himself in a heap of trouble. Let’s hope his retirement plan works out in the end:

CRATE ‘N’ BARREL LOGLINE: Officers Crate and Barrel are two of L.A.’s finest detectives but they’re obsession with affordable quality furniture and appliances puts a strain on their professional lives until they’re forced to break up a product placement ring in Hollywood because it doesn’t matter if the product we’re talking about is a Burgundy [...]

Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the most damning proof yet that we are broke beyond repair…

Let’s say BP is a 6-year-old child playing on the playground with his friends. The mothers of the children sit nearby watching them play, occasionally yelling out for one of them to stop doing this or that. BP pees in the sandbox. His mother tells him to stop. He stops. Then, a few minutes later, BP pees on the slide. His mother tells him to stop and asks him why he did that. He says he didn’t mean to and won’t do it again. Then a few minutes later, BP pees on the merry-go-round, the picnic tables, in the sandbox again and on all of his friends.