ALL UP IN IT LOGLINE: The follow up to NEVER BACK DOWN, instead of never backing down from a challenge, this time outsider teen Jake Tyler has to get all up in that challenge, or he’ll turn gay at the strike of midnight.

An excerpt from “Frodo and Hitchcock in The Case of the Missing Ring”

——————————-

“Where ever could it be?” fretted Frodo Baggins as he rummaged through an old chest. He was about to begin the long trek to Mordor whereupon he would toss the One Ring into the fires of Mount Doom, whence it was made, but with no ring to destroy, there could be no safety from Sauron and his minions. His gaze turned to a fruit bowl, inside of which was balanced a lemon on top of a thick apple. The shaded edge of these two fruits seemed to hint at the outline of the head and shoulders of a fat film director, stirring some memory of a long forgotten acquaintance. Suddenly…

“I know! I shall call upon my friend, the master of suspense, Alfred Hitchcock. If anyone can resolve a mystery, tis he.”