CRATE ‘N’ BARREL

LOGLINE: Officers Crate and Barrel are two of L.A.’s finest detectives but they’re obsession with affordable quality furniture and appliances puts a strain on their professional lives until they’re forced to break up a product placement ring in Hollywood because it doesn’t matter if the product we’re talking about is a Burgundy Oak dresser with sliding marble-topped drawers and dark cherry vinyl trim for only $599.99, engaging in excessive product placement is illegal and just plain wrong.