Ten Worst Ways To Be Killed
1. By Kindness
2. By someone else's obesity
3. Literal Heartburn
4. By Advanced Aliens Who Also Happen To Be Proselytizing Born-Again Christians
5. Sharp rock to the junk
6. By cats, lots and lots of cats
7. pwn3d
8. Eaten by ravenous hippies at a Phish concert
9. By cinematographer Tak Fujimoto and his Camera of Doom!
10. As you slowly watch your life and work come to meaninglessness because you shat your time away by updating a comedy website that had some pretty good traffic but not enough to make it fiscally worthwhile.
2. By someone else's obesity
3. Literal Heartburn
4. By Advanced Aliens Who Also Happen To Be Proselytizing Born-Again Christians
5. Sharp rock to the junk
6. By cats, lots and lots of cats
7. pwn3d
8. Eaten by ravenous hippies at a Phish concert
9. By cinematographer Tak Fujimoto and his Camera of Doom!
10. As you slowly watch your life and work come to meaninglessness because you shat your time away by updating a comedy website that had some pretty good traffic but not enough to make it fiscally worthwhile.
Labels: cats, christians, hippies, kill kill kill, obesity, pwn3d, Sean Crespo, suicide, Tak Fujimoto, way to die
posted by The Crespo at 3:12 PM
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1 Comments:
Or if a gorilla broke into your house, and then bashed your face in with a jar of pickles while you were on the shitter. That would suck.
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