It’s Movember, that wonderful month President Obama added to the calendar because we all needed some time to stay drunk and live with wild dogs! Not really. Well, maybe a little bit… Look, what I do in my own time is my deal. ANYWAY, it really is Movember, a time when men all over the [...]

Guys, we spent a lot of time and money on this, so I really hope you like it. Replaced by Shark at Work

I hereby revoke the parking tickets those other non-citizeny parking cops gave me.Justice has been served.

Did you know that the LGBT movement — all of them, including your ex- who just figured himself out — is considering acts of terrorism as a way of promoting their agenda? It’s true. That true fact, which is entirely true and is in no way not true, was just made up by The Liberty [...]

Aren’t we all, Price Chopper Canned Pumpkin, aren’t we all…

1. Gift wrap around the lame picture frame you brought to the office party.2. Hide them under the sheets and while seducing your spouse, plug them in and claim it’s the “glow of electric sex.”3. A pretty, pretty noose.4. Sprucing up the homeless.5. An emergency flashlight substitute… “Quick! Everyone wrap yourselves in these and follow [...]