These are important times we live in. I’m simply making suggestions that we rise to the challenge in our made for television programming AND NOWHERE ELSE.

Pretty awful.

Hey, remember CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, the movie about a check forger caught by an FBI agent who then later rescued the forger from prison by hiring him to catch other check forgers? Did you enjoy it? A. Yes? Great. There’s a television show just like that now. B. No? Too bad. There’s a [...]

About 9 years ago, I ran into an old crush of mine from 4th grade. (I had been so obsessed with this guy that I cut his picture out of my yearbook and taped it into a gigantic garish locket I found in my grandmother’s lesser jewelry box.) He looked pretty much the same except [...]

My first serious interview with straight, serious answers. Ever.5 Questions with FRS

With the release of 2012 today, one can’t help but reflect upon the career of John Cusack and ask herself one simple question: why do I keep forgiving him these ills? I think it can be argued that we love John Cusack most transcendentally for his performances in the boutique sub-genre of socially-awkward romantic comedies. [...]