Woman in Suit: The best kind of neutering is a spading. Those work best. Male Underling: Well, I will do that one then. Woman in Suit: Don’t just do it because I’m your boss. Male Underling: I won’t then. Woman in Suit: Good.

Apparently Pittsburgh has a hospital…and now there’s a show about it. Who knew?

One of you made us sick. Not cool, you. NOT COOL. -Words, Lies and Tamiflu, -FRS

Everybody else is talking about Roman Polanski, so why can’t I? This week, I take a look at the hubbub surrounding Poland’s favorite son — and how I can get a little piece of the action. Because the only thing worse than people talking about your 30-year-old rape conviction is people not talking about you. [...]