DRINKING IN L.A. — THE TRAVEL JUNKET

What happens when a movie studio spends a lot of money flying me out to a fabulous location to see their new movie and talk to the filmmakers? Certainly I can maintain my objectivity about said movie, right? Right? I mean, what am I? Some sort of whore who can be bought with truffle fries and in-room massages?

Yes. Yes, I am.