In honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day AND a Fake Rockstar’s birthday, I present to you all a re-post from birthdays past. The content still rings crazy as much as it did in 2007… Today, September 19th, is International “Talk Like a Pirate Day”. I shit you not… Look it up, naysayers. It’s [...]

How many cougars do you need to make up a town, exactly? Is a fortysomething woman’s sex drive enough to solve the energy crisis? Tune in to find out. Meowwww.

The large and in charge Rex Ryan (played by the inimitable Nick Stevens) discusses why he thinks the Jets will chew the Pats up but not spit them out. Shot and edited by your friendly neighborhood Sean Crespo. Starring and written by your friendly neighborhood Nick Stevens. And presented here by your friendly neighborhood Drink [...]

Who cares about life in Los Angeles? Am I right? People want cute. They want puppies and kittens. So here is the most hardcore puppy/kitten video EVAR!!! Because everyone loves cuddly puppies and kittens, right? More than listening to me bitch, at least. If this doesn’t boost traffic, I’m dressing the dog up as the [...]

“She uses some sort of version of vagina and shock and awe to get stuff.” That may be the first Office Overhearsion™ I officially endorse.

I don’t really care about Kanye West, the VMAs, Taylor Swift, etc. But, you know, when in Rome…