How come there isn’t a metal band out there with a song called “I Will Beat You With My Fists Until They Fall Off Or You Die.” I would listen to that shit NON STOP.

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Everyone passes out for 2 minutes and 17 seconds? Is the world of this show populated entirely by Swiss-accurate frat boys? I explore this and other useless questions…next on No Prior Knowledge: Flash Forward.

Something fluttered through my head a few minutes ago; a faint memory of standing outside the doors of the art department at Auburn University, talking to a visiting artist named Mildred Thompson. She had just given a talk in the art history auditorium and had stepped outside, maybe for a cigarette, I can’t remember. If [...]

So, Microsoft is launching Windows 7 pretty soon and their big push to get people to use the thing is… I hope you’re sitting down… Launch Party Invites. That’s right, they are encouraging the most vanilla section of America – I’m guessing the Midwest and rural Pennsylvania – And asking them to throw “Launch Parties” [...]

With everyone else at the DAW offices capturing the cute spontaneity of pets, I figured I’d better get in the game, with the program and on the wagon. My lovely wife recently got me a Flip HD camera for my birthday and I present to you the first video shot with my new toy. A [...]

http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf I Am Friends With Sluts (dot com) 6 – watch more funny videos It’s a new photoblog featuring skanky photos posted by random women on social networking websites. Got a pic you think should be featured? Email it to: submit [at] iamfriendswithsluts.com http://www.imafriendswithsluts.com Tons more pics and captions on the site. More videos to [...]