Welcome to DRINK AT WORK’s new ACCESSORIES POSTER COLLECTION. This month we celebrate EARRINGS and what part of the body they go on.

“Look, when I’m wrong, I’m wrong and I say I’m wrong and I even say I’m sorry, but no one says they’re sorry to me when they’re wrong but I always say I’m sorry, and I’m sorry for venting, but I always say I’m sorry when I realize I’m wrong and I’m big enough to [...]

Watching creepy 19-year-old skater wigger kid groping and making out profusely with underage girlfriend in line at the Coffee Bean. It’s so fucked up and awful. It’s like staring Jesus Christ right in the eyes as he masturbates on a crowded city bus. I can’t not look.

I cannot wait to live in you. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMQk8Uncl9k]

Thank you, Jenna Haze and your 4-disc, 16-hour set of anal videos.

Hey, everybody! It’s over 100˚ up in this mug we call Los Angeles, so I’m staying inside and finding ways to avoid writing. Fascinating, isn’t it? I know I’m fascinated. And Ms. Bell, if you’re reading this, I’m sorry, really. That came out more aggressive than I intended. Please send me the dry cleaning bill. [...]

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrhiVhNEtno] Here’s my gay, homeless, transvestite comedy stalker Boon Shakalaka refusing to get out of my car and me nearly killing him. You can see more of us fighting and doing other retarded bullshit at: http://www.danandboon.com