Office Overhearsion™

"Look, when I'm wrong, I'm wrong and I say I'm wrong and I even say I'm sorry, but no one says they're sorry to me when they're wrong but I always say I'm sorry, and I'm sorry for venting, but I always say I'm sorry when I realize I'm wrong and I'm big enough to realize when I'm wrong but no one else is big enough to realize and say when they're wrong not to mention to say I'm sorry and I'm always sorry when I have a reason to be sorry...but anyway what were you venting about?"

(Spoken at a velocity and register that effectively canceled the noise-canceling abilities of my headphones.)