You went from “Weather Man/Girl” to “Meteorologist”. We liked it better when your title indicated you were a type of “weather predicting witchdoctor”; possibly correct some of the time, depending on the Weather God’s current emotional state. “Meteorologist” just means you’re bad at your very sophisticated-sounding job. Word, Lies and “Party Cloudy” is not a [...]

My latest piece for City Scoops is in print and as of yesterday is now available on line. Allow me to start you off with this appetizer and then, feel free to choose from our one available entrees… if not, to go fuck yourself. Bon Appetit. ___________________________________________________________FOOD IN THE TIME OF CHOLERAYou’re a foodie. It’s [...]

Secret Organs The Olfactory Savvy Clefts Supposedly 18 I Can’t Believe It’s A Woman!’s Infected With Sexiness Ladies’ Anti-Choice ConSENSUAL Play It Again Whores Lent Urethra de Rouge Where Babies Come From Talbot’s Too Seepages At Play In the Fields of the Good Lord Look at the Size of Those! Judy Blume’s Private Fudge Rip [...]

Co-Worker #1He ages well. He looks like Burt Reynolds. Co-Worker #2I don’t think you know who Burt Reynolds is.

You woke us up on a Monday, when everyone knows that Tuesday is the new Monday. Wake us up tomorrow and you’ll be be meeting us at the flagpole after school. YOU ARE SO DEAD. Words, Lies and My Old Locker Combo (18, 10, 21, 6), -FRS

With the fall season officially upon us, the dark days of winter can’t be far behind. So, with that in mind, we give you our movie picks for this, one of the last weekends we can leave the house without “layering”. Trailers and comments below. SurrogatesPicked by CoreyI wonder if I pick these sort of [...]