You won’t shut up about Twilight, Harry Potter, Jon and Kate and So You Think You Can Dance. We don’t care if you are 12 years-old. We still hate you. Words, lies and cheap beer, -FRS

Forgive me as I dash off this article. It will not be particularly well written. But it will be slightly, possibly, maybe almost informative. Still reading? Great. Let’s lower that bar together, one half-assed web article at a time!———————————– ON THE SUBJECT OF JOHN HUGHES’ DEATH I was the Senior Editor at the National Lampoon [...]

The CHOSEN MONTHLY is an inside industry magazine written by, for, and about the members of the CHURCH OF THE DIVINE PATH OF THE WAY OF ADAM. Originally published in JEST Magazine.

If it wasn’t enough that I still shoved my Clause-like affection in the pliant faces of several sets of children I’m not even genetically linked to: my ex-girlfriend’s niece and nephews, as well as the two kids I was a manny to for a few years… …well now, my hometown BFF Noel and his lovely [...]

The new trailer for TRON LEGACY came out at ComicCON. It was amazing. Also, I made this video you should watch. Maybe it incorporates aspects of TRON. Maybe it doesn’t. I guess you’ll just have to watch to find out.

This week, check out Ned’s re-imagining of the classic rant, “Hollywood is Out of Ideas.” With the recent rash of remake and adaptation deals going on in the movie business, there’s only one thing an aspiring screenwriter can do: pitch his own. Included: a sneak peek at Ned’s next cinematic masterpiece. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87H9hxKvSss]