As if there were ever any doubt, Jonas finished a the top of his class, earning what would today be the equivalent of a 6.0 GPA on a four-point scale. ———————————————- JONAS’ VALEDICTORY SPEECH (transcribed)Dearest Faculty, Esteemed Alumni, and Tolerable School-Chums, You all, each and every one of you, disgust me. Your common natures, your [...]

Few videos I’ve made are as mean as this one. And few…as most likely accurate. Six of one, half a dozen of the other, huh? And really, what do we even MEAN by “mean?” I’m tired of all this philology. Let’s watch some comedy.

Carol’s Favorite Suicide Recipe: 1) Be an actor on Melrose Place. 2) Kill yourself. 3) Repeat as necessary.4) Serve immediately. xoxo,Carol

This week in Hollywoodland, Ned takes a critical view of Paramount Pictures’ decision to not screen “G.I. Joe” for critics before it opened. Topical! And topical is half the… wait, what? Oh, never mind. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r93w8d8YWM]

You make us procrastinate. A totally unfounded accusation and we hate you all for it. Words, Lies and Cheap Beers with Lime, -FRS

My boyfriend’s new-found enthusiasm for our dog’s poop has had little, to no effect on his lack of interest in mine. One dreams of intimacy, but few ever truly achieve it. xoxo,Carol