You take the time to berate my new shirt… From the other side of the street. Regardless of your passion, my poly/cotton blend is not “Ruining this country!” Words, lies and screen-printed bliss, -FRS

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ykLSB5MT4] Halloween is almost upon us. Ok, well, depending on when you watch this it could be off of us already or even right, like, practically inside of us. Boo. Either way, if you enjoy terrifying tales of human banality, this is the video for you.Replete with sad iMovie fog!

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSjSoDLFNT0] In two years they will all be pregnant. There.Do we really need to elaborate in this description? If you need more, then well I guess you could call this a primer for girls of all ages on how to navigate the rough, fertility-enhanced waters of school.

Do you like shows about young people with no blemishes?Do you like high school squabbles?Do you like whiny vampires?If yes to any or all of those, then VAMPIRE DIARIES is the show for you! Unfortunately for you, I said no to all those questions.And …this is my video about Vampire Diaries. Hey, at least it’s [...]

You’re all fat and eat at buffets. Just because you CAN eat all day, doesn’t mean you should. Get thee to a vegetable garden and a Bowflex. Gross. Words, lies and cheap beer, -FRS

A funny thing happened on the way back from Montana. And by funny, I mean painful. And mobility-impairing. So check out this video while I go see if my Medicare will pay for a suped-up Jazzy to get around in. Reform! [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXPLS-E95Ik]