Fake Rockstar's Guide to why we hate you

1. You think composting your Pizza Hut boxes make you "green".

2. You brag about your "$50/week Starbucks habit" to someone who just explained how they now have to live in a refrigerator box.

3. You take a cartoonist/comedy writer named "Fake Rockstar" seriously.

Happy Friday, bitches,

-FRS