Fake Rockstar's Guide to why we hate you

You're a perky Twenty-something with pink lips and red-rimmed eyes, driving a purple Scion at 92 MPH, while texting your BFFs on your rhinestone-studded "Sidekick" and merging into traffic at will.

Later in the month, you'll keep us all waiting in traffic court as you spend 25 minutes "arguing" with your eyelashes and exposed cleavage your side of causing a 34 car pile up.

You subsequently try and sue the city for the 85 "valuable" Twitter followers lost during your time in court.

Words and lies,

-FRS