You never visit.

Seriously. We’re all alone, working for peanuts – barely enough to buy shitty beer, while you sit on top of your huge pile of money, giving us excuses like “the economy’s bad for everyone, right now.”

Yeah. We heard about your “getaway” to Aruba last week.

Fuck you. You suck.

And if you ever do come to visit, you’re sleeping on the floor… No! no, you’re sleeping in the garage, right next to the dead family of moles we haven’t had the balls to remove in two years.

Yeah.

JERK!

Words and lies,

-FRS