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Gary Oldman plays a modern day Hobbit in this hard-to-believe masterpiece of a film. The trailer is…there’s no other word for it but Shamwow. It gives THE ROOM a run for its impossible-lack-of-perspective money, especially when the narrator says, “When the going gets rough, it’s only the size of your heart that counts.”

Which is true. Human giants die from distended heart muscles all the time. So if you’re a Tiny Person (that’s what Hobbits like to be called), your wee heart will probably never ever give out. I mean, hummingbirds don’t get heart attacks, right?