Fast Cars and Fancy Brunches It’s nice to see the fancier side of things from time to time. Not that my life isn’t fancy in its own splendid ways, but there’s a whole lot of society livin’ I’m just not privy to. But we can pretend, right? This weekend, a buddy came into town to [...]

This is my 57th video for Bravo. I’m pretty happy with it. Especially the insane ending. But 57…it just got me thinking. I feel as if eventually, if I don’t get a break in TV, I’m just going to wind up with a show distributed exclusively to cellphones where I review shows on the web, [...]

“Merengue star Crespo accused of sex act on plane” I know about it already. Thank you to all 5 bazillion* of you who have sent it to me on mass email lists, allowing me the rare opportunity to witness the wit and pith of your closest 50 friends at work who enjoy the “REPLY ALL” [...]

I’ve been spending a lot of time for various reasons at landmarks or sorts, some famous the world over, others only famous to people who care about fancy Hollywood crap like me. (See? I admit it. I care.) Landmarks like the Four Seasons Hotel, and the Beverly Hilton, and the… well, luxury hotels mostly. What [...]

Fake_Rockstar: What time will I change out of pajamas today? Taking bets now, Fake RockTwits! Fake TwitStars? Oh… I like that one… Fake TwitStars! Fake_Rockstar: Fake TwitStars! I am now changing from pajamas to ripped jeans and a superman shirt! Whoever guessed 9:27wins a prize! A secret scary prize! Fake_Rockstar: IRS says I defaulted on [...]