7:00pm Greetings minions! It is I, your all-encompassing, undisputed ruler of anything and everything! Welcome to my live blog of yet another petty and self-serving awards show! 7:05pm Your worshiping of the ones known as “celebrities” is in full voyeuristic view! 7:08pm What is a “Ryan Seacrest“? Why is he not burning in my pool [...]

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xICkSaxEWDg] Could you use some extra money? Send your old relatives into CASH 4 OLD right now and we’ll send you COLD HARD CASH…TODAY!!! courtesy of the new SHARK AT WORK SHOW

http://wgtclsp.nbcuni.com/o/483dce16aa491e3d/499f34971d1943be/483dce16aa491e3d/3e47bb4b/-cpid/f64bf507beac5b84 I apologize for the delay in posting this week’s episode of NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE. I would blame my busy schedule but it reads this blog too. I don’t want to anger it.Shhhhhh…..

There was a New York Times article about this wonderful, wonderful wonderfulness today. So what is a Young Invincible? These are people between the ages of 18 and 34 who have no health insurance. Great. So I may not have enough money to visit a doctor or get emergency and preventive care, but now I [...]

A lot of people have said that you should be careful about how much you promote yourself. I’m just not sure though.

Sean Crepso engages TOBY, Robot Satan NEW YORK CITY – The mechanically menacing deity, TOBY, Robot Satan has invaded the offices of the ECNY award-nominated comedy juggernaut, Drink at Work.com. In what can only be described as “A hostile, yet quietly awkward event”, the metal maniac has reportedly set up shop in Carol’s cubical and [...]