Monday, March 31, 2008

BLINK PARTY featured on YouTube. HA!



Why not, right? I created a live version for Bob Wiltfong's show at the People's Improv Theater, and the malevolent genius Scott Bateman made a great animated version. While the whole point of the activity was in fact to create a viral video--I set about the task with the direct purpose of mocking the one-note moments that become so many break-away web sensations--I'd forgotten about the YouTube Comment Community (YTCC). Which is silly since Mark Douglas' YOUTUBE COMMENT FIGHT song has been stuck in my head for weeks now. If you haven't heard it, come on down to the Drink At Work Show this April 8 at 9pm at Ochi's Lounge under COMIX, where I'll cajole him to play it again.

If you'd definitely attend the show to see this fantastic performance of his, please email me at sean@drinkatwork.com and I'll start taking orders for underwear for all of you to throw on stage at him. It is after all a public space. I can't have you nude or worse, ripping under-clothes off your body mid show. It's not the act, it's the crying afterwards that's so distracting to our performers.

Anyway, here's the original video as well as some of the more choice comments left by the YTCC.



UncleDomesticAsshoIe (3 minutes ago)
69times watching this,still funny as fuck i mean whoever made this is funny ^^not the video
GomerDose (9 minutes ago)
Poor comment
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! You Suck!
MalignantRacist (30 minutes ago)
Best video ever, for the attentive to detail to moderately schizophrenic..
bakla1592 (31 minutes ago)
Thats hella stupid
armonthereaper (32 minutes ago)
why the fuck did this get featured?
thetoadman101 (35 minutes ago)
HAHA!, I love the end, even though it's simple, and somewhat stupid, i think it's still pretty funny
coorevits2 (40 minutes ago)
i don't get it
jackskate (40 minutes ago)
lmao , ive watched this about 10 times now!
Clarkjchen (4 hours ago)
blink party? don't really get it? like u can make a blink at the people u get interested in at millionaireloves*com???
drummah2005 (4 hours ago)
im glad to see youtube supports downs syndrome
RIPFILMS (4 hours ago)
wow amazing, i wish i thought of it lol, not
UrGunnaPay4ThatComme (4 hours ago)
boo
paulo12084 (4 hours ago)
duu fukkk
narfull (4 hours ago)
I think Scott has too much time on his hands.
BMGRECORD (4 hours ago)
I HATE THIS VIDEO
humilde7777 (4 hours ago)
woe!!!


I think "woe!!!" is definitely my favorite. If you watch the vids and see a particularly engaging comment, please send it to my email address listed above. THANKS, DAW READERS AND VISCIOUS, HEARTLESS YOU TUBE WATCHERS!

Shoot The Messenger - featured in The NY Times!

Serving Platters of Minced Politician



Published: March 30, 2008


IT had been a very bad week for politicians, which made it a busy one for Lizz Winstead.

On a recent Sunday night, at the end of a news cycle that had seen the downfall of Eliot Spitzer, the government-brokered bailout of Bear Stearns and revelations of controversial remarks by allies of Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton and Senator Barack Obama, Ms. Winstead, the comedian and co-creator of “The Daily Show,” was entertaining in her enviably roomy Astor Place apartment.

Dressed in a sweater, jeans and an apron, she was cooking a pasta dinner for the roughly 20 comedy writers and performers assembled there, while she simultaneously oversaw a writing session for “Shoot the Messenger,” a live topical comedy show the group performs on Monday nights at the Green Room, a theater on Bleecker Street in the East Village.

At the moment the boisterous team was debating a joke about Christopher J. Ward, the former treasurer of the National Republican Congressional Committee, who is suspected of embezzling nearly $1 million from the committee. Could they say that Mr. Ward stole the money, or only that he was under investigation? Did Mr. Ward also embezzle from his political consulting firm, and would an audience understand the difference between that and the Republican Congressional Committee?

“We’re here to educate,” said Benari Poulten, one of a dozen writers hunched over laptop computers at a large dining table in Ms. Winstead’s living room.

Ms. Winstead corrected him: “No, we’re not. We’re here to respond.”

The frenzied all-night gathering was a final step before the following evening’s performance of “Shoot the Messenger,” for which Ms. Winstead, 46, would don a garish wig and pantsuit to become Hope Jean Paul, the overbearing hostess of a fictitious television morning show called “Wake Up World.”

Joined by her unctuous co-host, Davis Miles (portrayed by the comedian Baron Vaughn), the two characters are the a.m. emissaries of a nonexistent cable news channel called 24/7, a network with no shortage of fatuous, oblivious on-air personalities to populate a show that it bills as “six hours of the best info-news-ment around.”

Ms. Winstead makes no secret of her hope that the show, which has enjoyed a below-the-radar status since it began in July, could be a “living pilot” for a future television series; or a dry run for a larger, Off Broadway production; or that it might someday break even on sales of $12.50 tickets.

In the meantime the show allows her to ridicule whom she wants how she wants — a rare freedom, even for someone of her comedic pedigree.

“This is a business that doesn’t need you, so you always have to make an effort to have them want you, and want what you’re doing,” Ms. Winstead said. “I’m always trying to create an avenue to get something out there.”

For the first act of “Shoot the Messenger” (which only runs about an hour) Ms. Winstead and Mr. Vaughn gab with other comedians playing equally oblivious guests, announce facetious topics (“Bulimia: how much is too much?” and “The dangers of a free Tibet”) and introduce short, satirical news updates.

In the second act Ms. Winstead returns in her civilian garb to conduct a one-on-one interview with a different guest each week, ranging from Craig Unger, the author of “The Fall of the House of Bush,” to Paul Rieckhoff, the executive director of Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America.

As performed by Ms. Winstead and an ever-expanding cast, “Shoot the Messenger” is both up-to-the-minute news-driven comedy and a sendup of morning talk shows, where discussions about breast-cancer survival might be followed by segments on Cajun cooking.

It is a format Ms. Winstead knows well. An unabashedly political performer, she emerged from her native Minneapolis and gained recognition in the early ’90s, when stand-up comedy had particularly little room for women or politics. She wrote and performed for early Comedy Central shows like “Women Aloud,” and produced the syndicated talk series “The Jon Stewart Show,” starring the future “Daily Show” host. When that was canceled, in 1995, she and another producer, Madeleine Smithberg, were approached by Comedy Central to create a nightly series that would comment on events of the day; a year later “The Daily Show” made its debut.

During her time at “The Daily Show” Ms. Winstead helped staff the program with signature talents like Stephen Colbert and Lewis Black. But she left the series in 1998, after Craig Kilborn, who was the host at the time, made crude comments about her in an interview with Esquire magazine. At the time she realized she was walking away from her dream job. “I did the thing I had always dreamed of doing, first,” she said. “So it’s like, O.K., now what happens?”

In the years that followed, Ms. Winstead remained close to the talk-show genre, in projects that ranged from quirky to inexplicable. She starred in another talk-show parody, “O2Be,” for the Oxygen network, was a co-host a show on the Air America radio network with the political commentator Rachel Maddow and the rapper Chuck D, and was executive producer of an ill-fated MSNBC program that starred Connie Chung and Maury Povich. But her ultimate aspiration, she said, was to create a show that would reproduce the mood of the Sunday dinners she held in her apartment, where friends would talk (loudly) about news and politics.

And if such a show allows Ms. Winstead to lampoon a certain strain of female television personalities, all the better. “They’re palatable to hear,” she said, “and they’re sweet, self-important and a little funny. They let their co-host carry the weight while they can be the shiny object.”

It is this focus, fans of “Shoot the Messenger” say, that clearly differentiates the show from late-night fare like “The Daily Show” and “The Colbert Report.”

“It is a very left-of-center view that also has a feminist core, which no other news parody show has, and in fact abhors,” the comedian Roseanne Barr wrote in an e-mail message. “Like myself, Lizz likes to comment directly on the arrogance of the elitist view of television as it attempts to ‘communicate’ with its female demographic.”

Last summer Ms. Winstead and the comedians Sean Crespo and Carol Hartsell began staging a rudimentary version of “Shoot the Messenger” at the Ace of Clubs, a performance space on Great Jones Street; in February, they moved to the Green Room.

In a given week all the writing for the show is conducted at Ms. Winstead’s apartment, while most video segments are recorded in her living room, usually in front of a green screen held in place by “Harry Potter” novels and a copy of “Spy: The Funny Years.”

Everyone who participates in the show — the writers, actors, directors, assistants, even Ms. Winstead herself — does so as a volunteer. “None of us are getting paid,” said Hank Gallo, the producer of “Shoot the Messenger,” and a former producer of “Politically Incorrect” and “The Daily Show.” “As a matter of fact, Lizz and I have both made financial contributions to keep this show going. I’m willing to put a little incentive behind it. Much to my accountant’s chagrin, nothing is coming back in yet.”

For unpaid contributors like Ms. Hartsell, who has worked day jobs as a graphic designer and art director, “Shoot the Messenger” is a chance to learn from a veteran performer like Ms. Winstead, and possibly to graduate to more ambitious projects. “I want to become a better writer and performer, and feel like I’ve done something with my fine arts degree,” Ms. Hartsell said. “If I never have to work for a marketing manager again, I’ll be very happy.”

For Ms. Winstead, who said she hopes to bring “Shoot the Messenger” to Minneapolis during the Republican National Convention, the show is a vehicle for her to move beyond “The Daily Show,” which she readily acknowledges has become a formidable cultural force with Jon Stewart at its helm. “It’s like I had a baby and then I gave it up for adoption,” she said. “Then Jon Stewart was the adoptive parent, and he raised it and it went to Harvard.”

It is also an opportunity for her to help cultivate a new generation of comedic talent, even if sometimes she feels more like a den mother than a mentor. “It’s a constant corralling, telling people, ‘Shut up about that and focus on the screen right here,’ ” she said. “It’s a cacophony of insanity, and then I have to go make dinner.”

For now, Ms. Winstead said, her protégés don’t seem to mind when she reluctantly asserts her authority. “They keep coming back,” she said, “so that leads me to believe they’re O.K. with it. Let’s be honest, I’m not that good a cook.”

Friday, March 28, 2008

Greatest spam mail ever!

Received this afternoon:

Oi, Hohe hoholulu

I was then on a flying visit to black rock. At the sunlight.
had any one observed the result and yet his voice when spoke
was completely natural for an adult. The sulphates of zinc
or copper be applied to me. I shall be probably hung in
a moment, watching, unobserved himself. Two women back to
him. There was the old magnolia tree. Specimen from each
contributor, from a shocking old gentleman, who had been,
in his own estimation, it was just right. Not too large.
a bit oldfashioned, a noise with very little resemblance
in it to get the software, get a feed, youre on). Europes
she is supposed to be standing. Then she fires hour was
over when the dear john's telegram came, in the happiness
he had bestowed. The casements.


And then a link for hair growth formula at the end. Happy Friday to me!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Remember THE SHARK SHOW? I do.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

The Drink at Work Show - 03/08/08

Monday, March 24, 2008

Tyson's Choice

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

A little enter-news-ment about "Shoot The Messenger"



We've been getting emails lately from friends who have attended Shoot The Messenger multiple weeks in a row, wanting to know how so much new material goes in every week.

Well, a talented cast, writing staff, and crew certainly helps. And having the co-creator of the Daily Show as the brains and soul behind the operation is a big plus.

LOL!

I was joking about that LOL. I'm sorry for it. :(

Anyway...the above piece, SAVE THE BANKS, is a great example. It was written by the STM hive-mind last Sunday, built and voiced that same night, debuted the next day live on during one of Emily Rackcheck's (aka Darbi Worley) newsbreaks...and by Wednesday, the link had made it to the popular progressive political site Crooks and Liars.

And the magic continues this Monday with a whole new episode of America's favorite six hour morning show (30 mins. content), Wake Up World with Hope and Davis. Followed by a half-hour interview with comedian, actress, writer Susie Essman (Curb Your Enthusiasm).

Besides Lizz Winstead and Baron Vaughn as show helms Hope and Davis, every show features DAW's own Carol Hartsell in an interview segment as insidious life-expert Dana Levan as well as Sean Crespo as anti-Keith Olbermann, the Complication Room's Daniels Midland in an opinion smackdown with "infant terrible" and host of Barbarians At The Gates Hunter Carlsbad, played by baby-faced, Tucker Carlson-mocking genius and long-time DAW favorite Lucas Held.

If you haven't checked the show out yet, now is the time. We recommend getting advance tickets on-line to avoid missing out. And don't forget to check out the article about Shoot The Messenger in the NY Times' Arts & Leisure section on Sunday March 29th.

"Don't Touch Me There" this FRIDAY

This new New York comedy staple is a sure bet if you're looking for a fun, affordable night out. And...if you attend the show, as an incentive, I'll even marry you.

Please note: If more than one person attends due to my request, we'll have to all move to Utah for a communal marriage, probably out on the Range. But with no Hornsby. I'm sorry. But...

That's just the way it is. Some things will never change. That's just the way it is. But don't you believe them.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Drink at Work: Portland, this Wednesday!


Here in Maine, it's always cold and we wear parkas and "Bean boots" through late July. So, after a long February of hunting, gathering and cuddling one's sister/brother/cousin/dog for warmth, March brings the slight hint of a possible summer. And even though that summer may last four short days in August, they are days filled with sun, fun and hasty preparation for the coming late August freeze.

So, in the spirit of March optimism, we present the Drink at Work Show: Portland! This Wednesday, March 19th @ the Empire Dine and Dance.

There'll be warm cousins and cold beer.

The Drink at Work Show: Portland!
Hosted by Country Rhodes and The Fuge
Featuring comedian Troy Pennell
Music by Eggbot, with Comedy Bingo to follow.
Wednesday, March 19th @ 9pm
at The Empire Dine and Dance
575 Congress St., Portland ME
$3 @ the door

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

America's Next Top Model: Without Pity


Find out what Sean has to say about America's Next Top Model -- here (or the picture above).

Sunday, March 09, 2008

Hey NYC and Boston metro readers! Check out your new comic strip!


Beginning Monday, March 10th, Toby, Robot Satan will make his print debut in the NYC and Boston editions of the free daily alternative paper, metro. We at the Drink at Work studios are very excited for TOBY and Corey, as this now means office rent can be paid and the fridge stocked with bacon and High Life.

So, if you find yourself in the NYC or Boston metropolitan areas tomorrow, pick up a free copy of metro and check out TOBY, Robot Satan. In print!

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Television Without Pity


Sean Crespo vlogs about Battlestar Galactica. Even though he's never seen Battlestar Galactica.

Click here or the screenshot above to watch.

Monday, March 03, 2008

The Joy of Franchising


Things have come along way since the early days of Drink at Work: From no offices to 16 floors in midtown... From no money to private jets and rehab... From merely planning a murder to executing thousands on a whim.

Yes, these are truly the salad days. And with the appetizer, comes the main course: Franchise. We've taken this puppy and unicorn show as far as it can go. It's time to branch out to young go-getters on the rise and take their hard-earned cash, with nothing more than a brand name and some classy posters in return...

The Drink at Work franchise has begun and Portland, ME is our first satellite city!

The Drink at Work Show: Portland!
This Wednesday, March 5th
@The Empire Dine and Dance, 575 Congress St.
Featuring TV's Sean Crespo and Alabama's Carol Hartsell
Hosted by Corey Pandolph and presented by The Bollard
With Comedy Bingo to follow!
$3 at the door

Be the first to witness history! In Maine! It's not THAT cold! Really! Not Really! It's Freezing! But there's heat! At the show!

Sunday, March 02, 2008

A Scene (With ME!) from Last Monday's Shoot the Messenger

Here's some footage of my first full-fledged live scene on Shoot the Messenger. My character is Gwinevere Cornell-Brown, a super-duper head honcho, chairman of the board, more power than god-type character. Barry Lank, one of the regular writers and performers on STM, is in the scene with me as Barry Katzman, the head of the network...although he still answers to Gwinevere, apparently. Since we were set up to the side of the stage there wasn't really a camera angle of my face, but I promise it's me. This was mostly written by Lizz with Barry and I chiming in, plus direction from Tom Gilroy. Tom claims that my performance is 99% owed to his direction...I'm inclined to agree. So if you don't like it, blame him.

The other character I've played in the show since the beginning is Dana Levan, Wake Up World's Life Expert who appears in videos. On this show the video ran about 5 minutes after my scene as Gwinevere. I was worried that it would be distracting having me appear as both characters so close together, but no one seemed to notice. I guess wigs really do work.

The Drink at Work Show - 02/23/08