CLASSIC NPK: THE APPRENTICE

I'm approaching my 50th NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE installment. In honor of this, I am now allowing myself to refer to my older videos as "classic."

I'll also be posting one extra self-aggrandizing NPK every week, a couple days before the latest and shamest.

And in a few weeks when I hit the big FIVE OH, as an added celebration, I'll release an email virus that will destroy all communications satellites, mobile devices, and, somehow--I don't know how, I'm not a science-tist--even radio, effectively silencing our planet's extra solar echo and possibly saving us from angry alien hordes listening to the cosmic wash for signs of sentient life to take over then sexually molest.*

Here's one of the Television Without Pity staff's favorites of my vids, where I cover Donald Trumps excesses, financial and emotional.










*Sexually molesting alien theory not dependent on compatible genitals!