"Wanted" pitch re-enactment

Sean & Carol saw the movie "Wanted." They are sorry they did. Most of all they are sorry Morgan Freeman was in it. If you haven't seen it, don't. Why? Because the plot revolves around a magical loom that spits out names of assassination targets...in binary. Here is what they imagine the pitch must have been like that ok'd WANTED for the big screen. And yes, they know it came from a graphic novel so calm down already superfans.