I Would Like to Welcome My Legions of New Fans!

Today is an important day. My face has been seen on an important blog.
And with that, I will gain the most important thing in the history of important things...Internet fame. If you're reading this, you probably found me by googling awesome + pretty + woman + wearing + faded + green + jersey + dress + who + used + to + vlog + for + dotcomedy + and + definitely + does + not + look + like + she's + 33 + years + old + I + totally + want + to + do + her. Naturally, you clicked "I feel lucky" and came right here. So, kudos to you and welcome. I hope you like bees in ties, cause that's all we're doing here these days. If you want to know more, check out our videos on the YouTube and come see our show when it returns to Comix on Wednesday, October 1st.

Man, I've only been famous for a couple of hours and already I've got a cocaine nose bleed and an Asian baby!