This is why I use CAPTCHA for Myspace.

Meet my new CAPTCHA-free friends, Melony, Mia, Almeda, and of course Carolann, who just came from wind tunnel practice.


Oh woops! We forgot someone...Rowena...and her sister whose name I'm guessing is Bowena. THEY RHYME! OMG!


While I'm sure all of these special ladies are special in their own special ways, I doubt any of those specialties include "not blowing a lot of strange guys who give them free drugs" or "having anything worthwhile to say." So alas, my special hombre-ettes...I must pass on your invitations to "check out your other page where they allow nudity :),!!!" I am sure you will find that other, special someone who is special in his own special way, ways that DO include "accepting a lot of blowjobs for giving you free drugs" and "also not having anything worthwhile to say."

Best,
Sean "Excelsior!" Crespo