Five Powerful, Confusing, and Unsettling Sandwich Oaths
By the Six Moons of Telarbuus, I vow to avenge the devouring of this Open Faced Reuben with the blood of a hundred million self-aware cats!
I swear by the Throne of the Elodian Sword, I WILL savor the next Rancho Black Bean Salsa Panini I order or verily the lands of mine own seventh son's seventh son shall be forever awash in hate-juice!
Lo, quickly and in the deep black of midnight was my Portobello Steak on a Whole Wheat Bun taken from me, and thus also in this manner shall I visit my just wrath upon those who stole it...MOM.
#8 With Relish...I will wed you before Winter's Moon or spend the rest of my pitiful life drawing caricatures of prominent European fiscal analysts!
Thanksgiving Every Day Wrap, you shall know the twin titans of Woe and Loss this day for I swear by my lunch break's end....you shall consist of naught else but a toothpick with crinkly red cellophane atop you and half of the side pickle that comes with you.
I swear by the Throne of the Elodian Sword, I WILL savor the next Rancho Black Bean Salsa Panini I order or verily the lands of mine own seventh son's seventh son shall be forever awash in hate-juice!
Lo, quickly and in the deep black of midnight was my Portobello Steak on a Whole Wheat Bun taken from me, and thus also in this manner shall I visit my just wrath upon those who stole it...MOM.
#8 With Relish...I will wed you before Winter's Moon or spend the rest of my pitiful life drawing caricatures of prominent European fiscal analysts!
Thanksgiving Every Day Wrap, you shall know the twin titans of Woe and Loss this day for I swear by my lunch break's end....you shall consist of naught else but a toothpick with crinkly red cellophane atop you and half of the side pickle that comes with you.
posted by The Crespo at 1:30 PM
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