Today, September 19th, is National "Talk Like a Pirate Day". It's also my birthday, and according to the Ancient Comedy Gods Rules and Behaviors Handbook, whatever I say today goes.
So, in addition to talking like those endearing and cursed seamen, I say we all act like the indestructible Keith Richards for the day. Drink through that liquor cabinet! Smoke anything that roles tightly into a cocktail napkin! Snort your Dad's ashes! ...Uh...
You'll probably lose your job, wife and hunting license, but think of all the new photos you'll have to post on your Flickr page!
If you need a starting-off point, here's a beautiful little video of Keith thwarting the horrible evil that is a Rolling Stones fan:
He doesn't even miss a cord.
Now if you'll excuse me, thar be wenches ta plunder and goat's head soup to devour. Yargh.
BTW: I'll be at Gritty's in Portland, ME from 4pm on today. Anyone who wants to buy a real Fake Rockstar a beer is welcome. I'll be the one surrounded by fake friends.
Update: Li'l Spencer now how his own page, here at Drink at Work.com. From now on, you can catch new episodes here: Li'l Spencer's Adventures. Please make a note of it. New Adventures are on the way, as I needed to sacrifice the time to build the new page and archive.
Cheers!
R_Star
From all the fruity-gumdropped emails of threats and hate I've received lately, you all seem to be enjoying Li'l Spencer's Adventures. I'm so happy every one's enjoying my little idea with such terrifying voracity.
Rest assured, I have two new Adventures drawn that just need color. I will post them as soon as humanly possible.
In the meantime, please check out one of my favorite comics, Scary go Round. It's a insult to call it a webcomic, so I'll just say its a comic that happens to appear daily on the Webernet.
Please continue complaining that your free content that I receive no pay for is late and sporadic. It gives me the motivational rage I need to continue to entertain you all.