Even sad, wannabe superhero guys have to pee

The best photo I've seen from a Comic-Con yet.

Photo credit: New York Times online

I doubt this is the first time he's had that much latex up the ol' wazoo...

The best part is the urinal pads are green like him. Ya think he feels he needs to pee in every one? Just in case his nemesis, the "Red Pilot Light" wants to use them too?


Cut to a few months later, at home (the car):

"Daddy? Is this a picture of you? Why are you dressed like that... All green and tight?"

"That was before Mommy 'realized her mistake', sweety."


Even though green Lantern is still old school cool...

What? I didn't say that.

Overhearsions™ : Adirondack edition

Posting form the satellite office in the Adirondack High Peaks. Here's what I've overheard the last few days...


"There's a salve for that..."

"Well, I can tell ya who I haven't fucked in this bar..."

"That's that guy... The one who draws the squiggly lines."

"Guys! I saw Bono at the Waterhole and Moose pinched his ass!"

"Mother fucker"

"Mother pussbucket"

"Fuckin' A. right"

"Life is like a roll of toilet paper... The closer you get to the end, the quicker it goes..."

"Party at the Bigallo. Two bucks a head" (Okay, that one's from High School, but its still a gem)

"You still got that rash? The one what looks like two pigs doin' it?"


And it's only Monday.

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