VLOG: I (HEART) NYC

The average day for an average New Yorker? You guessed it! Gold pants, mansions, and mandatory cheese plates.

We're simple folk here in Manhattan.

Stand with Russ in his efforts to put an end to the President's disastrous Iraq policy.

VLOG: Single White Vampire

Velos Joysbane Kundular: He used DAYHATERMATCHER.COM to find that special someone who's into sleeping, feeding, and doing Satan's bidding... If that's you, send a pic and list of all your favorite vampire things to do to:

SeanCrespoWillTeachYouVlogging@gmail.com

Fitzy Live! Fitzy Goes to the NFL Draft

Press for Vlogs!

Hiya, folks! We've been getting some nice PR for the vlogs Crespo is doing over at NBC Universal's DotComedy. Here are some links to a couple of articles:

GenArt Pulse:
Watch This At Work

MediaWeek:
NBCU's DotComedy Posting Vlogger Content

NewTeeVee:
DotComedy Introduces New Vlogs

Cynopsis: Digital:
"NBC Universal's DotComedy.com recruited a new line up of comedy video bloggers. The Remote Controller (Paul Goebel) offers twice-weekly rants on the state of broadcast TV. Sean Crespo was lured away from his own site drinkatwork.com [well, that's not entirely true...CH] to teach the craft of vlogging. Rhett & Link rip pop culture in perfect harmony. Beth & Val fulfill the pretty young thing requirement."

VLOG: A...HOLE!

I took some valuable time out of my day to insult my friend Carol until I broke her. It was a hoot.

BLINK PARTY: now in animated form!

Scott Bateman, talented animator and all around funny person, took some time to animate a version of the 20 second(ish) short film I made a month or so ago, as part of the audience participation segment on Bob Wiltfong's 1/2 hour show at the PIT. And it's great. So take some time to compare, contrast, collate...something that starts with a "co."


And thanks, Bateman!

SCOTT'S BLINK PARTY




SEAN'S BLINK PARTY

FITZY -- May 18 2007

The SPAME GAME

Here is a list of the randomly generated names sent into my spambox just from today. SPAMES, as I've chosen to coin these (starting...NOW!) almost make spam worth receiving. ALMOST.

Send us your favorite SPAMES and maybe we'll have a contest where the winner gets his or her own hand-picked spame. Come on, wouldn't you like to go from the all-too-normal Fred Smith to something new and exciting, like Caligula 4 Penelopecakeforks?

Of course you would.



SPAME LIST MAY 18 2007

Damian Hayes

Roger Chillwheel

Jeannine Lucero

Darby

Clinton Travis

Dudley Dale

Damon Lund

Simona Nguyen

Loyd Graves

Estela Mcgowan

Lora Belcher

Maribel Wagner

Myron Hudson

Isiah Stark

Emely

Roger Chillingworthcough

Tom Detrik

Shirley Stephenson

Carla Souza

Findleynok ‎Relax

concordia gradey

and not to be outdone...

Tami

VLOG: CLASS OF 2007

The commencement address to the Class of 2007 at an online-technical-junior-community-night-clown college, made by last year's valedictorian now proudly employed at Pizza Shack.

Sean Crespo on MOONWORK this Saturday

Moonwork
presents
An Evening of Original Works

Saturday, May 19th at 9pm
Come join us for our last show until the Fall with

Andres du Bouchet
Jacqueline Novak
*Drink At Work's Sean Crespo
Todd Barry
The Wolfe Brothers
and
Tom Shillue


The Phil Coltoff Center at Greenwich Village Children's Aid Society
219 Sullivan Street
between Bleecker & West 3rd

$20 gets you a seat at NYC's best comedy show and all the beer you can drink.

You read that correctly. Now come on down.

Boston Teabag Party is TONIGHT

VLOG: The AMERICA BANK Promise

Don't F with AMERICA BANK.

VLOG: THE DRUNK NEWS

Another vlog for my new masters, NBC's DOT COMEDY. Thank you masters!

And stay tuned everyone. Drink At Work will be making a few very pro-DrinkAtWork announcements very soon. It's all good stuff...except for Carol's headectomy. That was sad...BUT NECESSARY! And I challenge the medical community or her family to prove I was wrong from a moral or logistical standpoint to enter her into NYC's new Ultimate Razor Frisbee Competition.

I just dare you.

Fitzy is back and he brought the townie.

Vote for Pela!

Pela, hanging out after one of their residency shows at the Delancey

Pela has been nominated as artist of the month at Deli Magazine! Take a moment to click here and vote for them.

Spookeytales 2

This Vlog will scare the crap out of you... (If you're 4 years old or don't speak English.)

Mogwai Breakup Video

A Fake Rockstar for a real syndicated comic strip

As of today, Corey is taking over some of the creative duties for the nationally syndicated comic strip, "The Elderberries".



Here's Universal Press Syndicate's official Press Release: Press



Maybe now he can start paying back all the money he owes us...



R_Star

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My Own Personal Gay Transvestite Prostitute Stalker

You know that you've really made it in Hollywood when you have your very own stalker. Especially when that stalker is a 51-year-old, homeless, gay, transvestite, male prostitute, street hustler, open mic comedian.

I don't think even Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt can brag about having one of these.

I have really made it.

And by "it" of course I mean a huge mistake by continuing to live in such a depressing city and letting such an unsavory, troubled and potentially dangerous individual gain my trust.

Sean Crespo Will Teach You Vlogging #3

THINGS JACK BAUER WOULD NEVER SAY...EVER

Threaduments: Halo 3

Pick a topic, any topic. I guarantee there are at least 400 chat rooms and a few million people whose existences are dedicated solely to discussing that issue's minutiae. Few subjects however elicit the kind of shear emotional attachment that the Halo trilogy brings out in its fans.

I myself once lost 6 weeks of my life to the Halo trilogy. I was living in los Angeles. My writing partner Dan Bialek and I were night shift security guards at Warner Brothers and hated every waking moment of our lives. Then along came Halo. Within a week we had neglected two shifts and at least 48 hours of sleep simply to get past a particularly difficult level.

And that was just Halo 1! Just think of what might have happened if I hadn't stumbled onto Halo until part three had been released. That's 3 games' worth of hermetism I'd have to have gotten through. I could have died from radon exposure or Doritos-related trauma. Or at the least, I could have gotten kicked out of my apartment after I failed to accomplish Mission: Rent.

Really though, when you're a genetically and mechanically enhanced super soldier whose name includes the word "MASTER"...what does a little thing like "rent" really matter? I mean, I was fighting for all of mankind against invincible alien hordes with superior technology. You know what, Mr. Kemp (that's my old landlord), when the Covenant glass whatever planet from the Outer Rim you're from, don't come crying to me, Master Chief, the guy you forced to get a job at Arby's so he could pay you the paltry sum of $600 for April's rent. And try to get this into your thick Ukranian skull, ok Kemp. I could pay for rent...if I had time for it but I'm busy shitcanning Brutes and Elites all day so you can enjoy the comforts of NOT BEING EATEN ALIVE. You think I can't afford it? Listen, the techonological development in creating even just one loop of the biofeedback reflex-enhancement circuitry in just one of my Mjolnir armor's pinky gauntlets costs more than your entire chain of apartment complexes and furthermore---

Wait. See? This is what Halo does to you. It turns us into monsters. I....sometimes I get lost in it, ok? But that doesn't make me a bad person. It just makes me "murdertron," which is how I'm known in the gaming world.

Nevermind. You guys just don't get it. This is Halo we're talking about. HA-goddamn-LO, people. Some of us have strong feelings about it ok? And some others of us have strong feelings as well as online avatars.

You're just jealous. Deal with it.

Regardless, I think you will enjoy the passion with which these online Halo haters and fans debate. This is just a brief taste of things to come, but we'll be back soon with a another installment of Threaduments featuring a more extensive trove of threads regarding Halo and many other inflammatory subjects, like Mac Vs PC, Yankees Vs. Red Sox, and cats.

All up in your grill,
murdertron



THREADUMENT #1

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BY MrMikeMa
Apr 25, 2007 4:28 am PT
I don't hate Halo, but it is most certainly overrated.

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BY Jedi_Mercenary
Apr 25, 2007 10:01 am PT
You want an overrated game? Try Ocarina of Time. I think it is a good game, but sure as hell not that good.

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BY madcaptech
Apr 25, 2007 10:16 am PT
Dude not everyone thinks the same as you. ******.




THREADUMENT #2

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BY LlamaInACake
Apr 27, 2007 8:44 pm PT
"Why are we even arguing about a videogame and whether or not it is innovative or not? Shouldn't we just be enjoying it and ignoring those who don't like it because they need to keep their opinions to theirself?"

Maybe because it isn't out yet >.>....

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BY GoryForMe
Apr 27, 2007 8:59 pm PT
LlamaInACake and NinjaInACan. I call shenanigans...





THREADUMENT #2


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BY morrowind3crazy
Apr 28, 2007 12:42 am PT
Alright, so for most of this topic, people are debating whether or not Halo is innovative. Well it isnt and it is.

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BY Wes_Stone
Apr 28, 2007 12:48 am PT
I like Halo, but I hate people like you who think Halo is the greatest game ever. It isn't. It's just a GAME. Like pacman or Frogger. and in 10 years, no one will play it cause it'll be outdated garbage.

Hopefully you will see the light and pull your head out of your can.

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BY Halo_Forever
Apr 28, 2007 12:53 am PT
>LlamaInACake and NinjaInACan. I call shenanigans...

No, Ninja proved a fair argument by bringing up names to games that had similar features before BEFORE Halo, which is 100x more than the fanboys I usually debate with can do (note Ninja not calling you a fanboy just the other people I usually debate with).

Still Ninja some of your points can be debated such your weapon change thoughts.





THREADUMENT #3
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BY bradroxursox
Apr 30, 2007 9:26 am PT
Halo was not innovative, stop kidding yourself. Your theory of what innovation means is ridiculous. Webster defines innovation as:

Main Entry: in·no·va·tion
Pronunciation: "i-n&-'vA-sh&n
Function: noun
1 : the introduction of something new

This, Halo is not.

New FITZY video

Watching Carlos Mencia's "Beaner Man" Video

It's like I'm watching a video of the standup comedy Krystalnacht.

No, wait, at least Krystalnacht was an original idea.

But, hey, both Carlos and the Nazis were German.

A Quick Moment With Carol

I just sent Zach Braff a friend request on myspace. I hope he approves!

(And to answer your question, yes, unemployment is going very well...)

xoxo,
Carol

P.S. Zach, call me!