Your Weekly Dose of Spam

An actual email I received and an actual reply I sent back:

From: semache_Weet@hoytt.net
Date: Oct 21, 2007 11:46 AM
Subject: mahab

hello darling neilpadover
everyone says penis pills work so what are you waiting for?
http://lenkks.com/

semache Weet

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Dear Semache,

I'm waiting for you to sweep me off my feet. I'm waiting for
you to tell me that penis size doesn't in fact matter. That you love
me regardless of what everyone else says. So what if they say the
penis pills work? What about us? You and me. Can't we try to make THAT
work first?

If I don't hear from you I will try to contact you via your website.

<3

Neil